A Word of Advice

Dear Reader(s),

Here is a word of advice regarding office/job etiquette. Did you know that showing up 40 minutes early to your first day/interview/temporary assignment is just as bad and annoying as showing up late? What's worse than showing up early? Showing up early, then taking a 45 minute shit in their bathroom. Yeah, don't do that.


-Not Currently Starving, But Having to Work in a Stanky Office.