Maybe I DO have ADHD...

Well,this is embarrassing...I started this blog forever ago thinking I would blog every other day or so to keep my writing and creative muscles nice and toned. (I also had similar aspirations about exercising and yoga after watching the winter olympics, wanting to get my six-pack back again, but we don't really want to discuss the utter failure that was that goal...but I digress, maybe save that for another day, another blog.)
Autumn is now in full swing with winter fast approaching. Have I blogged at all? Er...no. But seeing as how I lack any followers at this time, I suppose the point is moot. On the other hand, HAD I been blogging these last 7-ish months, maybe I would actually have a couple of followers at this point. Oh conjecture.....you fickle fickle bitch.

My point? So much has changed in 7 months, it's amazing, but also I recently discovered and started following another blog and its author has, in turn, inspired me to be more diligent about my blogging. So, prepare yourself, internets!!! This girl is committed to-well..."committed" is such a strong word...determined? No...well, this girl is gonna blog more. So there. Actually, this weekend being Halloween weekend and thus, many parties and debauchery will most likely ensue and therefore you can expect as many 3 YES, THREE drunken blogs. Are you ready for this?

-Not Currently Starving But-ooooo something shiny!

My first blog

Alright, it's a lame-ass title, but it is currently 1:23am and my creative juices are a little low tonight. I'm recovering from an epic July 4th game of "flip cup," a game I have not participated in since college and a 2 hour train journey back to Brooklyn. I managed to throw up twice into a plastic bag on the platform and place said bag into the proper trash receptical without grossing out too many of the other drunkards on the train. We safely made it home upon arrival, I meandered my way into the commode and rid my body of all other poisons I had imbibed that evening. So any creativity I had left has, by now, flushed its way into the Potomac. My point? Happy 4th of July.


-Currently Starving And Hungover And Not Very Artistic
(and a little pukey)